“I think the garden will be ready tonight!” Euphemisms for wanting sex are cute and weird and funny!
Do you and your spouse use euphemisms?
Will the garden be open tonight?
The car needs washin’.
I’m gonna want to wax my drive shafts tonight, dear.
These are a few sayings that I know of that people have used to signal their spouse to their intimate intentions. Of course, these euphemisms or code sayings are good for times when discretion is in order. perhaps the children are nearby or you are within earshot of others, it is fun to have a saying that both of you recognize as sexy talk.
Be careful, sometimes your code phrase can have a more practical application. In which case, you may want to have your spouse actually do something and they not respond as you would have wanted.
Sometimes a request for help to start your engine is just that…a request for help to start the car!
