Oral Notes

Ever tell your child you really like something they’ve done?  Ever fawn over a cute song they’ve song or the like?  You know what happens.  All of a sudden they’re like ‘Mommy, look!’  They’re repeating the action night and day, ad nauseumHey kid!  Enough already! 

Let’s you and I talk getting better cunnilingus.

Our children want to please us.  It is a no-brainer that when they find a singularly identifiable behavior that accomplishes that, they repeat it to get the successful reaction they seek–our pleasure.  This approach to repeating success follows us into adulthood.  We repeat actions that get us favorable results.  Sometimes, an injudicious and unmeasured use of these actions cause them to become ineffective more quickly.

So, dear husband’s licking your clitoris [sorry, I think I caught you off-guard again] up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…  Okay, you get the picture.  It isn’t as though it’s exactly painful.  However, the repetitive motion can be more numbing than exciting at some point.  Can we say ‘too much of a good thing…’

He’s gotten some good results in the past and is looking to relive the last glory day.  Often, you, dear wife, are averse to possible assailing his pride by suggesting he could do something better.  As a result, you’ve got the kid doing that same crazy dance.  Only, it’s not so cute anymore and can be downright grading on your nerves!  Sorry, I may be channeling…  Perhaps, a little redirection is in order.

The next time hubby’s taking the bus ride downtown (performing oral sex or cunnilingus on you), make a request.  Ask him to write you an erotic love note.  The twist?  The tip of his tongue is the pen and your clitoris is the notepad!  In so doing, tracing the letters of the alphabet will produce variation of tongue movement.   No more licking up and down, up and down, up and down…  Okay, I think you get it.

Now, go get your note written.  I’ve gotta go watch my kid do a dance.  For some  things, love endures.

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