And The Worst Lovers Are?

Onepoll.com polled 15000 women from 20 countries asking them to rate the sexual abilities of men from varying countries.  They were also asked to explain their answers.  The results?

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD’S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

Latin lovers tend to fair well in these frequent and thoroughly unscientific polls and surveys.  They are valuable for guaging what is really happening in the globe’s bedrooms in terms of perceptions and expectations.  They are good for sparking individual contemplation of how we measure up in our spouse’s minds.

I mean…overall, we may concentrate on performance over purpose.  Certainly, this positions a lot of us to fail.  Sex isn’t rocket science and shouldn’t be taken too seriously as a technical art.  If we laugh during sex, stop to catch our breath, talk during or even go to get a snack in the middle…that’s okay.  If someone gets really sweaty, what do you do about that…?  If your spouse is smelly, initiate lovemaking in the shower more often.  If they seem lazy during sex, take control.  Saddle up! 

If we can’t inspire change in another through constructive conversation or modelling the behavior we want to see, then we take matters into our own hands and adapt.  

Whatever drives these responses year after year, we can gleen some positive by examining our attitudes towards sex and our expectations of ourselves and our spouses.  Is sex an event to be scored like some Olympic competition (Congrats Rio!) or is it a multidimensional relational interaction intended to draw two hearts into oneness?  You answer.

By the way, what’s up with Russia?  Ladies, why are you picking on guys because they’re hairy and how does that make them bad lovers?   Fuzzy lovers, grizzly maybe…but bad?

The Best Lovers list is a default position.  This means that there wasn’t enough representation among the 15000 women to see how these men fail to meet expectations in bed. 

We all can improve.

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